I was informed recently that the Federal Government’s new Net Nanny service had decided that the sweet innocence that is Pussy Be Wet had been put into the porn category, and was therefore banned to all Government employees. This is outrageous! How will they ever survive.
Time for a quick phonecall:
Government IT department: Hi, this is IT support, how can I help you?
Me: Yeah, hi. I’ve just noticed there’s a website on your blacklist that’s being banned, and I don’t think it deserves to be. Do you have a complaints/suggestions form?
Government IT department: Oh that’s not a problem, I can log that for you. What’s the URL that you’re trying to look up?
Me: Uhmmm… do you have a form online somewhere?
Government IT department: Nope, you just let me know what the address is, and I can look at it here.
Me: OK…. it’s www.pussybewet.com
Government IT department: ……….
Government IT department: OK, let me just look that up. You said pussy be wet, right?
Me: Yeah.
Government IT department: ……….
Government IT department: It’s a site about wet cats.
Me: That’s the one.
Government IT department: OK.
Government IT department: ……….
Government IT department: Well, it definitely doesn’t look like it deserves to be blocked for pornographic reasons. I’ll take the block off for you. I just need to log a reason for the request – can I file it under ‘General office duties’ requirement?
Me: Yup.
Government IT department: All done. Enjoy your wet cats.
Me: Thanks. I shall.
*click*
The system works, people. The system works.
